Bill Text: TX HR180 | 2025-2026 | 89th Legislature | Introduced
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Bill Title: Honoring the Texas House Freshman on their victory at Darrell K. Royal Memorial Stadium against veteran House Members.
Spectrum: Partisan Bill (Republican 1-0)
Status: (Passed) 2025-02-05 - Reported enrolled [HR180 Detail]
Download: Texas-2025-HR180-Introduced.html
Bill Title: Honoring the Texas House Freshman on their victory at Darrell K. Royal Memorial Stadium against veteran House Members.
Spectrum: Partisan Bill (Republican 1-0)
Status: (Passed) 2025-02-05 - Reported enrolled [HR180 Detail]
Download: Texas-2025-HR180-Introduced.html
By: Pierson | H.R. No. 180 |
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WHEREAS, The 89th Legislative Session Member Football Game | ||
was played on the evening of February 4th, 2025 at Darrell K. | ||
Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium; and | ||
WHEREAS, Friends, family, legislative staff, former players, | ||
University of Texas personnel, students, and Bevo were all in | ||
attendance to witness the House Freshmen take on the House Veterans | ||
in a spirited game of flag football; and | ||
WHEREAS, Excessive smack talk was had before the game from | ||
Members of the Veterans team to their new colleagues in the Texas | ||
House over the three several days; and | ||
WHEREAS, Sacrifices were made on both sides of this gridiron | ||
contest, including freshman Rep. Wesley Virdell's shoulder, | ||
leading to a late-night visit to a local hospital, and Veteran Rep. | ||
Briscoe Cain's face, stemming from an improbable spinning touchdown | ||
attempt rarely seen outside professional sports; and | ||
WHEREAS, Heroes arose on both teams, such as the leaping | ||
acrobatics of freshman Rep. Daniel Alders, and the sweetness of the | ||
jukes and ankles broken by Veteran Rep. Ramon Romero; and | ||
WHEREAS, As the clock expired, one team stood victorious-The | ||
Texas House Freshmen; and | ||
WHEREAS, Veterans like Rep. Matt Shaheen and David Cook | ||
attempted to turn back the tide of inevitability with determined | ||
on-the-field playmaking, it was simply too late; and | ||
WHEREAS, The triumphant Texas House Freshmen may have much to | ||
learn about the ways of the Texas House, and the art of passing | ||
legislation-from knowing when to take timeouts and knowing when to | ||
go for it on Fourth Down; and | ||
WHEREAS, The Freshman House Team took pity on the senior | ||
squad, fielding an all-female lineup in the concluding plays of the | ||
game; and | ||
WHEREAS, The final seconds ticked away, with them, so did the | ||
exuberant smack talk of the old-timers; so be it | ||
RESOLVED, That the Texas House of Representatives of the 89th | ||
Texas Legislature hereby recognizes the achievements of the House | ||
Freshmen, winning the first such game against the pensioned | ||
Veterans in twelve years. |